This is an almost verbatim transcript of a scene at my church this Easter Sunday. A bit disconcerting, and very hilarious...
Pastor Josh: "Do any of you kids know what day it is?"
Kids: "EASTER!"
Josh: "Right! Do you know what Easter is about?"
Kid 1: "Umm, well, I thiiiiiink...eggs?"
Josh: "Well, yes, um...do you know what comes out of eggs?"
Kid 2 (son of pastor): "Oooh, oooh, I know! CANDY!"
Josh: "Any what else?"
Chorus of children: "MONEY!!!"
Oh, and that Jesus guy, right? I'll say whatever you want, just keep giving me candy!
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